when u cum before u get to ur favorite part of the video
when ur carrying 2 plastic bags and both of them break at the same time
i’m not sure what just happened but it feels in balance….
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever
i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature
construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head
and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
where you put the cucumber
when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or
my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed
its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr
all of us
easter and oh look at that
we’re all still here
This is the original version of IKYWT Taylor meant to be released but Scott Borchetta finalized that the lyrics were incompatible with the rest of the album. Taylor obliged and altered the song for RED and the version we know now. Big Machine Records has recently leaked the demo. Let me tell you this is MUCH different from anything Tay has done before. Maybe this is a taste for album five?
THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL